Bobby Fischer: Found... Dead

Looks like they found Bobby Fischer. At least I hope they did and its not just some report of his death and he's rotting somewhere now and no one knows where. Dang, that would be a nasty smell after some time.

Which reminds me of a great sign I saw with my friends, Bryan and Jeremy, yesterday in Detroit. On Washington Blvd, on the way back from the North American International Auto Show, we passed this desolate building with a abandoned textile store. The lone sign posted behind some tinted glass read "What a Great Smell." I don't know what it was referring to, and there wasn't a restaurant near there. Hmm. Anway, I digress.

Back to Bob, I guess they have answered the question posed at the end of the movie, Searching For Bobby Fischer. I guess it wasn't such a big deal; looking for this guy. Man, I feel gipped cuz of this movie.

In conclusion, rest in peace Bob. Now its on to that great chess match in the sky, against the Supreme Ultimate Grand Champion; God. See if you can take him.

Looks like we've found the great Bobby Fischer. (Mitch Albom fans may cheer now)

Dad of the Month Awarded to...

Some Jersey dad straps his 7 year old down with tape and forces him to wear a Green Bay Packers jersey. He's been arrested for doing said act to his kid. My question is, why? Why be arrested? And what's the kid's problem?

This dude's trying to raise a winner. He's not looking raise a pu$$y. Its not like it was a Detroit Lions jersey he was puttin on his boy. Now that's grounds for child abuse, people. Check the article.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323368,00.html

Brad Renfro: Resurrecting His Career... Too Late

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Brad Renfro has passed away, of what appears to be a drug overdose. *golf clap* For those of you who don't know who Brad was, take a look at the pic above. He's the kid. Promising young acting career. A few good flicks. And then, BAM! His new friend, smack. Time to dance with Mr. Brownstone. Oh yeah!.

Brad here went on bender after bender. Getting drunk and high. Getting arrested for dope and alcohol abuse. Hit the rehab circuit, and even got tossed in jail for jackin a boat in FL with a buddy. Guess the roles weren't pourin in and he gotta get that fix, man. This is sad. Is there not a single f'ing person on watch over there? And no, not like a hired entourage pal or publicist. Someone more like, um, his mom? Dad? Family of any kind? Damn.

Ok, I'm over it. Notch another death in the "I don't give a sh!t" tragedy column. This kid hasn't gotten a headline since his last stint in the slammer. Tap a vein pal!

Now, on to a more interesting death notice. The countdown to Britney's implosion. That's one I'll be sincere about. Cuz she gots kidz.