Crank this...

Ok, so i'm doing my thing at work. Which includes working, passing time, surfin the net, doing physics problems; blah blah blah. I go to one of my daily sites, allhiphop.com and check out the rumors page, or what new joint has been released and guess what I'm inundated with?

Soulja Boy.

Soulja Boy, for those that don't know, is the next Tevin Campbell. First, his name is as stupid as "Tevin" and second cuz he's the next "kid" performer that seems to be running with the big boys. i.e. 50 Cent and practically all "Southern" rappers (Derrty Derrty!)

I absolutely hate this shitty ass shades-n-hat-wearin-line-steppin-back-crankin tard. He's always wearing (or werrin, depends on if you are Derrty or not) these swap meet Wayfarer knockoffs that he puts his name on. How does he put his name on them? Well, he takes what looks to be White Out and writes it on the lens part. Soulja, then Boy, Soulja Boy. He's all over YouTube teaching idiots how to do the "Soulja Boy." He's at the forefront of all this promotional hype and this was intended. Its like if I sneezed and got all sorts of green shit in my hand and marketed it with the money this kid's using, I too could shoot a video of myself "Snot Handin" it and post it for others to learn to do. I'd call myself "Snot Boy."

I seriously doubt this shit is going down in a club. How many 21+ are "crankin dat soulja boy" in the club? Very few, if not none. Its been a while since I went to the club, but I know no one was doing the Macarena. Wait... strike that, they were doing that shit.

Anyway, this kid has come out saying that his intention was to put out a song that would sweep the nation, or some shit like that. He is lovin it, cuz 30 kids at a Lions Football game all started crankin dat shit when they played the song over the speaker. I got emabarresed. Not cuz I couldn't do said crank, but I was embarressed at how retarded they all looked and how in 10 years they are gonna look back and realize they were just doing the Macarena, 50 Cent style.