I don't know the man, Les Miles. I have never met him. I have no connection to him other than I graduated from Michigan and so did he. I have never played football other than in a school yard during recess or in the street on the block. I don't know much about him other than he played football at Michigan under Bo, graduated, got a job in a trucking company and left that to coach with Bo, and eventually ended up in Acadiana coaching a National Championship caliber team from the Bayou.
All this rambling requires one fact to be true: Les Miles wanted to coach Michigan. The rest that follows is the biggest blunder of weak ass sissies I ever did see (its also pretty harsh criticism, but I don't care).
With that said, I have total faith in myself to make this conclusion. Les Miles is a sissy. I hate to draw this out, but try to stay with me as to why?
The two Michigan men I have watched (Bo and Lloyd) took honor in the chance to coach Michigan. They went through a selection process and got their positions out of faith in the Michigan way and it paid off, honorably with fabled college gridiron stories that will and do make them larger than life. They had the balls to accept that. Bo and Lloyd were not handed their jobs. Strength, persevearence and courage got them what they wanted. It helped get them the goals they set for themselves and their teams. Those goals gave them honor and respect, which will give them immortality. Defining charateristics of a "man."
Les Miles didn't want to leave LSU unless Michigan broke the NCAA rules and made him an under the table type offer (that screams integrity). Once push came to shove, he didn't stand for what he wanted to do. Not even his 30 year buddy John Wangler would have doubted his desire to coach Michigan. This dude was in his wedding party. What were Les Miles' goals?
Backtalking about how much he loved Michigan and felt that was his home?
Maybe.
Tradition?
Nope, it appears it was simple... money and cowardice.
So, Les would rather have Michigan break the rules and coddle him and "give" him the job without a selection process. That's a bit arrogant and childish. BCS champ or not. That's being a sissy, not a man. He's not willing to take a chance and let it ride for what he believes in. Come on Les. Lookin a little dishonest aren't ya? If you really didn't want the gig, you would have came out and had the same pissed off presser that you had before and after the SEC championship game right after the announcement of Lloyd retiring. In it you would have told everyone to suck it and LSU is your "home." But you didn't, did you? Your name was in lights and you loved it. Real men don't call that kind of attention to themselves, only sissy whores do.
ESPN and other game day channel analysts love to make comments like, "You can tell he learned what he knows from Bo." SEC commentators only wish that this statement was at all remotely true. Gary Danielson can eat a dick. Bo would have punched Les right in the grill for acting like such a sissy. He prolly would have told him if you want something, you gotta fight for it. Life isn't fair and nothing worth wanting and having is free, sometime you gotta make a stand and stop being a sissy. EAD.
In conclusion, Les could wipe the floor with my ass. He'd prolly make me eat my teeth. But so what, that tough guy played out like a bitch. If he wanted the job, stand up and fight for it. And tell LSU to back off and when I'm ready to do what I wanna do, I'll do it. What? Was LSU gonna really go out and get someone better? Doubt it. He had more pull over LSU than anyone else did. He was afraid to use it. He was a sissy. I don't hate Les, I wish him the best. But he's no "Michigan Man" and I used to think that was some outdated BS. I apologize. Here's a list of the best Michigan men ever:
Bo
Lloyd
The Six Million Dollar Man
Magnum P.I.
Mork
James "The Voice of Vader" Earl Jones
Oh, and Kirk Herbstreit, I figured you would have the balls to tell ESPN to shove it and not report such a bogus POS story. Stand up and tell them you got integrity and you are not gonna compromise you're beliefs for a cheap tabloid-esque story... wait what am I saying. No, Kirk bitched out the only way he knew how, on his knees. He is, of course nothing but a Buckeye.
